The monster asked the 🧛♂️Dracula🧛♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛♂️
Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇
Rahma (Guest) on October 22, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Nashon (Guest) on October 19, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Nassor (Guest) on October 18, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 14, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 12, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Issack (Guest) on September 21, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Athumani (Guest) on September 20, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Arifa (Guest) on September 13, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 10, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Issa (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 29, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 28, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Amir (Guest) on August 26, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 21, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Janet Sumari (Guest) on August 7, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 7, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Habiba (Guest) on August 7, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 22, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 21, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Majid (Guest) on July 18, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 12, 2022
😄 What a joke!
Tabu (Guest) on July 7, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 7, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 2, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 27, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 26, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 19, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 9, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 31, 2022
😅 I needed that!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 21, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 19, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Shamim (Guest) on May 18, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 13, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
Rashid (Guest) on May 9, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Baraka (Guest) on May 3, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 24, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 21, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Rehema (Guest) on April 17, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 16, 2022
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Abubakar (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Mariam (Guest) on March 28, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
Yusra (Guest) on March 16, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 13, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Rashid (Guest) on February 25, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Mohamed (Guest) on February 22, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Nyota (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Bakari (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Mohamed (Guest) on January 31, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Faiza (Guest) on January 31, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 26, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Azima (Guest) on January 19, 2022
😄 Too good!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 17, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Rukia (Guest) on January 10, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 6, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 3, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Arifa (Guest) on January 1, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Khalifa (Guest) on December 31, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔