What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 7, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Shani (Guest) on July 1, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 6, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 2, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Fadhila (Guest) on April 28, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 26, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 18, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nashon (Guest) on April 14, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 13, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Ahmed (Guest) on April 7, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Sultan (Guest) on April 6, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Hamida (Guest) on March 26, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Rahma (Guest) on March 25, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Abdullah (Guest) on March 22, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Athumani (Guest) on February 27, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 22, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 21, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Ahmed (Guest) on February 4, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 1, 2022

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 28, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Furaha (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 20, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Rashid (Guest) on January 12, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Ndoto (Guest) on December 30, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Issa (Guest) on December 25, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Wande (Guest) on December 13, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 11, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mjaka (Guest) on November 29, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Shukuru (Guest) on November 25, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Salima (Guest) on November 19, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 14, 2021

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Josephine (Guest) on November 13, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Nassar (Guest) on November 9, 2021

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 7, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Fadhila (Guest) on November 4, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Majid (Guest) on October 26, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 16, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

John Malisa (Guest) on October 12, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on October 8, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 7, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 3, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 17, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 28, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 26, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 15, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 13, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 13, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Nchi (Guest) on August 5, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on August 4, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 16, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 15, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!