Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 12, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Jafari (Guest) on October 12, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 10, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 8, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Hashim (Guest) on October 2, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mhina (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 12, 2022

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 4, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

John Lissu (Guest) on September 1, 2022

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 31, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Jaffar (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 1, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 19, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mwanais (Guest) on July 19, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Halima (Guest) on July 18, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mzee (Guest) on July 12, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Khatib (Guest) on July 6, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Omar (Guest) on July 6, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 5, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 26, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Hassan (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 14, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 12, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 7, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 1, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rashid (Guest) on June 1, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 17, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Halima (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 9, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 7, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

James Kimani (Guest) on April 6, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Yusuf (Guest) on April 4, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Leila (Guest) on April 3, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Selemani (Guest) on March 29, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Yusra (Guest) on March 27, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 11, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on March 1, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 20, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 7, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Nyota (Guest) on February 6, 2022

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 4, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 31, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 27, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Halima (Guest) on January 21, 2022

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 13, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 11, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Amina (Guest) on January 8, 2022

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Rehema (Guest) on December 29, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 28, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 28, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Josephine (Guest) on November 24, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 18, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️