Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉
Yusra (Guest) on September 7, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Aziza (Guest) on September 4, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
Kijakazi (Guest) on August 28, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Nahida (Guest) on August 21, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 19, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Shukuru (Guest) on August 18, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 14, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Josephine (Guest) on August 12, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Chum (Guest) on August 4, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 1, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 28, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Fatuma (Guest) on July 22, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 22, 2022
😁 This is gold!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 19, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Hekima (Guest) on July 17, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Baridi (Guest) on July 14, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Salima (Guest) on July 9, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 6, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 3, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 29, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 11, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Abubakari (Guest) on June 6, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 1, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 18, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 16, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 7, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 7, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Kahina (Guest) on May 6, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 27, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Arifa (Guest) on April 22, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Amina (Guest) on April 14, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 27, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 24, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 10, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 3, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Halima (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 25, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Saidi (Guest) on February 24, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Tabu (Guest) on February 19, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 14, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Neema (Guest) on February 11, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Mhina (Guest) on February 7, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Ahmed (Guest) on January 30, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 26, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Furaha (Guest) on January 22, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 20, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 14, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 8, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Zakia (Guest) on January 7, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 29, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 24, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Kahina (Guest) on December 21, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Zainab (Guest) on December 21, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 12, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 27, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴