What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A peelin' heel! 🍌👠
Explanation: This answer plays on the words "peelin'" (as in peeling a banana) and "heel" (the back part of a shoe). By combining the two, we create the funny term "peelin' heel" to describe a shoe made from a banana. The use of the banana emoji adds a playful touch to the humor.
Juma (Guest) on August 1, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 21, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 20, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Fatuma (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 5, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 4, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 24, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 24, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 23, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 9, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 4, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Hassan (Guest) on June 4, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Hekima (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 30, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Fadhila (Guest) on May 27, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Zawadi (Guest) on May 16, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 15, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 9, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 2, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 2, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Jafari (Guest) on April 27, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 23, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 19, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Kiza (Guest) on April 10, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 29, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Sumaya (Guest) on March 19, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 15, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 12, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Sekela (Guest) on February 14, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Muslima (Guest) on February 14, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Rahma (Guest) on February 9, 2022
😄 What a joke!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 29, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 19, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 17, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Kassim (Guest) on January 15, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 13, 2022
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 4, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 2, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 23, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Zubeida (Guest) on December 22, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 11, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 25, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 11, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 10, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Sharifa (Guest) on November 7, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 28, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Zakia (Guest) on October 2, 2021
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Hamida (Guest) on September 27, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Raha (Guest) on September 21, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 21, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 18, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 15, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 11, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Safiya (Guest) on September 7, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 2, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 1, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 29, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣