What do you call a left-handed dog?

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 4, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on October 24, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 16, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 6, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Jabir (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 30, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 21, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 5, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 23, 2022

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 15, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

John Lissu (Guest) on August 8, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 3, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 29, 2022

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Arifa (Guest) on July 28, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 16, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 11, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Khamis (Guest) on July 7, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Masika (Guest) on July 1, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 29, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 23, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Jamal (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Raha (Guest) on June 19, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rashid (Guest) on June 18, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

John Lissu (Guest) on June 12, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on June 11, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Majid (Guest) on June 7, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

John Malisa (Guest) on June 1, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Kahina (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Rahim (Guest) on May 28, 2022

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Omari (Guest) on May 15, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Shabani (Guest) on May 7, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Fadhili (Guest) on May 3, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 18, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Abdullah (Guest) on March 23, 2022

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 22, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Shamsa (Guest) on February 28, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Irene Makena (Guest) on February 15, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Amir (Guest) on February 14, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Rukia (Guest) on February 3, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 2, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 25, 2022

😆 I’m dying over here!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 11, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Salima (Guest) on January 11, 2022

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 3, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Khalifa (Guest) on November 29, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 7, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Shani (Guest) on October 11, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 10, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 1, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 10, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mohamed (Guest) on September 6, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Abdillah (Guest) on September 6, 2021

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄