Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Ali (Guest) on August 26, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 9, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Shamsa (Guest) on July 31, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 31, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 14, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
Ndoto (Guest) on July 1, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Amani (Guest) on June 29, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 19, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Rahma (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Rukia (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Jamal (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Mashaka (Guest) on May 25, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 18, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 17, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 7, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Khalifa (Guest) on May 6, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Baridi (Guest) on May 6, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 4, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 3, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 17, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Masika (Guest) on April 17, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Nahida (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Jamal (Guest) on April 1, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Khadija (Guest) on March 30, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 22, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 17, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 23, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Nasra (Guest) on February 14, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 8, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 7, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Yahya (Guest) on January 31, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 29, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 29, 2022
😁 This made my day!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 14, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 14, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Mashaka (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Salum (Guest) on January 7, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Leila (Guest) on January 5, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 1, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Salum (Guest) on December 29, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 29, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 24, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Rabia (Guest) on December 17, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 17, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
James Mduma (Guest) on December 14, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Bakari (Guest) on December 13, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 12, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 6, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 5, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Warda (Guest) on November 27, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Chum (Guest) on November 25, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Mwalimu (Guest) on November 24, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Nassar (Guest) on November 23, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 21, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Hassan (Guest) on November 10, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 9, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 1, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 25, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Daudi (Guest) on October 24, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Khalifa (Guest) on October 10, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄