Short Answer: Because they taste funny! π€‘π΄
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! πͺπ¦πΏ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 21, 2023
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Abubakari (Guest) on October 18, 2023
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 7, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 25, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 19, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 19, 2023
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Hawa (Guest) on September 17, 2023
π Canβt wait to share this!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 3, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 3, 2023
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Binti (Guest) on August 30, 2023
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 23, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Jamila (Guest) on August 20, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Sharifa (Guest) on August 19, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 20, 2023
π Canβt stop laughing!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 16, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 10, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 8, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 3, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 2, 2023
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Muslima (Guest) on June 1, 2023
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Nahida (Guest) on May 14, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 4, 2023
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 25, 2023
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Irene Makena (Guest) on April 21, 2023
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 7, 2023
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 6, 2023
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 5, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 26, 2023
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 19, 2023
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 9, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 7, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Salma (Guest) on February 27, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 24, 2023
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Hawa (Guest) on February 24, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Shamsa (Guest) on February 22, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Sultan (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 7, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 5, 2023
π Too good!
Zawadi (Guest) on January 23, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
Kassim (Guest) on January 22, 2023
π Iβm still cracking up!
Maida (Guest) on January 21, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 18, 2023
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Kahina (Guest) on January 15, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Mwanais (Guest) on December 16, 2022
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 6, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Raha (Guest) on December 4, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 27, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Mzee (Guest) on November 24, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Warda (Guest) on November 3, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 2, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Ali (Guest) on October 26, 2022
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 24, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 24, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 18, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Mariam (Guest) on October 17, 2022
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Tambwe (Guest) on October 1, 2022
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 18, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯