Why can’t the elephant use the computer?

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 6, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 30, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 29, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 22, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Rehema (Guest) on September 20, 2023

😂 So funny!

Arifa (Guest) on September 18, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 17, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Salima (Guest) on September 15, 2023

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 12, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 12, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 30, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 27, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 25, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 18, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 12, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 5, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mhina (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Fatuma (Guest) on July 21, 2023

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Nahida (Guest) on July 7, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Tambwe (Guest) on July 6, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Yusuf (Guest) on June 27, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Hamida (Guest) on June 26, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Neema (Guest) on June 13, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Rabia (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Sumaya (Guest) on June 6, 2023

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 5, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 19, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Maimuna (Guest) on May 6, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Hashim (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 18, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 8, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 30, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

George Tenga (Guest) on March 22, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 21, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Jafari (Guest) on March 16, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zubeida (Guest) on March 15, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 11, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Sarafina (Guest) on March 10, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 1, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Issack (Guest) on March 1, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 23, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 10, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 8, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 6, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Salum (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 24, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 17, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 17, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 6, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Azima (Guest) on December 23, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 3, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Sharifa (Guest) on November 30, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 14, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Nyota (Guest) on November 9, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 3, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!