The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! ๐ค๐
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
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๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
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I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Shukuru (Guest) on May 28, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 28, 2023
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George Ndungu (Guest) on May 27, 2023
๐ Nailed it!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 21, 2023
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John Lissu (Guest) on May 19, 2023
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Biashara (Guest) on May 1, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 28, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
James Malima (Guest) on April 27, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 24, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 10, 2023
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Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2023
๐ I needed that!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 1, 2023
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Jamila (Guest) on March 29, 2023
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Juma (Guest) on March 28, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Shabani (Guest) on March 27, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 27, 2023
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 18, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Nuru (Guest) on March 5, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 4, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 2, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 9, 2023
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Sharifa (Guest) on January 21, 2023
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Biashara (Guest) on January 18, 2023
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 12, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Jaffar (Guest) on January 12, 2023
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Furaha (Guest) on January 7, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 29, 2022
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Zakia (Guest) on December 18, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 18, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 16, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 11, 2022
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 6, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 3, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 28, 2022
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Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 27, 2022
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Mwajabu (Guest) on October 25, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 16, 2022
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Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 14, 2022
๐ Saving this one!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 14, 2022
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Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 11, 2022
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
David Chacha (Guest) on October 9, 2022
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Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 28, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 23, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on September 20, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐