Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! 🌼🥦
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? 😄
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 1, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 29, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 26, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 6, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 5, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 29, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Jabir (Guest) on August 29, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Khalifa (Guest) on August 23, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 21, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Aziza (Guest) on August 13, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 6, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Abdullah (Guest) on August 6, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 28, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Mchuma (Guest) on July 26, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 25, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Warda (Guest) on July 20, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Khalifa (Guest) on July 17, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Issa (Guest) on July 12, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
Chum (Guest) on July 7, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 27, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Yusuf (Guest) on June 22, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 18, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 17, 2023
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Baraka (Guest) on June 14, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 14, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 9, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 9, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 1, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 29, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 27, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 23, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Yusuf (Guest) on May 22, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Rehema (Guest) on May 14, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 27, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Salum (Guest) on April 26, 2023
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Rukia (Guest) on April 15, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 4, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 31, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 23, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Nyota (Guest) on March 22, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Mtumwa (Guest) on March 22, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 14, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 7, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 6, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Shukuru (Guest) on February 27, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Khadija (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Zubeida (Guest) on February 25, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Abdillah (Guest) on February 20, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 18, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 15, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Sofia (Guest) on February 3, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
Mwanais (Guest) on January 31, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Shamsa (Guest) on January 10, 2023
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Mhina (Guest) on December 29, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 24, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!