What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? 🐘📞 A jumbo dialer! 🤣
Explanation: This playful riddle uses a pun on the word "jumbo," which is a common term used to describe elephants due to their large size. By combining it with "dialer," a term related to using a phone, we create a funny image of an elephant trying to fit into a tiny phone booth and using the phone. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected wordplay. So, next time you see a phone booth, just imagine a jumbo dialer inside! 🐘📞
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 2, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Saidi (Guest) on November 21, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 6, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 4, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Asha (Guest) on October 1, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 30, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Masika (Guest) on September 30, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Fatuma (Guest) on September 26, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 25, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 5, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Jamal (Guest) on August 29, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 26, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 22, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 19, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Saidi (Guest) on August 19, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 13, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 12, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Asha (Guest) on August 8, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Zulekha (Guest) on July 15, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Salma (Guest) on July 6, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Athumani (Guest) on June 27, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 24, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 22, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Rashid (Guest) on June 21, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
Selemani (Guest) on June 12, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Latifa (Guest) on June 5, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 18, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Fatuma (Guest) on May 6, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 21, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 20, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Josephine (Guest) on April 16, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Neema (Guest) on April 5, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
David Chacha (Guest) on April 4, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Sekela (Guest) on April 1, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 31, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 27, 2023
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 24, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Jabir (Guest) on March 20, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 19, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 15, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 13, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Leila (Guest) on February 27, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Mariam (Guest) on February 22, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 14, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 11, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 5, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 4, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 3, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Habiba (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 28, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 25, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 19, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 13, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 9, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 8, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 4, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥