The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation: The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. πΆποΈ
Amani (Guest) on August 29, 2023
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Nasra (Guest) on August 22, 2023
π Iβm still cracking up!
Abdillah (Guest) on August 21, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Bahati (Guest) on August 20, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 20, 2023
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Maneno (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 17, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 15, 2023
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Zulekha (Guest) on August 9, 2023
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 26, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Juma (Guest) on July 19, 2023
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 13, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 9, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 2, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Mwanais (Guest) on June 19, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Nyota (Guest) on May 29, 2023
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 16, 2023
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 12, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Arifa (Guest) on May 11, 2023
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Nchi (Guest) on May 9, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Mchuma (Guest) on May 7, 2023
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Sekela (Guest) on May 5, 2023
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 2, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Sultan (Guest) on April 29, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 28, 2023
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 19, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 5, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 4, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 27, 2023
This joke deserves an award! π
Hassan (Guest) on March 23, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Chum (Guest) on March 13, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Leila (Guest) on March 8, 2023
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Zainab (Guest) on March 8, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 8, 2023
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Fatuma (Guest) on February 12, 2023
π You totally won the internet today!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 6, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! π
Raha (Guest) on January 26, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Khalifa (Guest) on January 22, 2023
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Chum (Guest) on January 19, 2023
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Baridi (Guest) on January 15, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 13, 2023
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Kheri (Guest) on December 22, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Nashon (Guest) on December 1, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Mchawi (Guest) on November 27, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Kiza (Guest) on November 26, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 19, 2022
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 11, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 7, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 5, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 4, 2022
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 2, 2022
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Arifa (Guest) on October 19, 2022
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Maulid (Guest) on October 16, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Abubakar (Guest) on October 4, 2022
π Gotta save this!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 3, 2022
π Instant mood boost!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 22, 2022
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π