Mummies love rap music! ๐ค๐ฅ
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! ๐๐บ๐ฅ
Hawa (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Sultan (Guest) on April 4, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Omari (Guest) on April 1, 2015
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Raha (Guest) on March 21, 2015
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Leila (Guest) on February 5, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Umi (Guest) on February 3, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 23, 2015
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on January 17, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐