Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! 🤣📆
Fadhila (Guest) on February 15, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 13, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Warda (Guest) on February 11, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
John Malisa (Guest) on February 10, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 8, 2015
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 8, 2015
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Baridi (Guest) on February 5, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mazrui (Guest) on February 1, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Mhina (Guest) on January 23, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Zuhura (Guest) on January 22, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 11, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹