Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji 😄 adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 9, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Khalifa (Guest) on February 12, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 5, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 25, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 20, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 20, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 8, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Mjaka (Guest) on January 4, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑