Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. ππ΄ββ οΈ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Bakari (Guest) on January 18, 2016
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 18, 2016
π You totally won the internet today!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 5, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Asha (Guest) on December 10, 2015
π Bookmarking this!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 30, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Husna (Guest) on November 25, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Asha (Guest) on November 17, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Mgeni (Guest) on November 12, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 1, 2015
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 1, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Nassar (Guest) on October 23, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Anna Malela (Guest) on October 12, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 10, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Mhina (Guest) on October 2, 2015
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 28, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Jamila (Guest) on September 25, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 22, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Zainab (Guest) on September 9, 2015
π€£ Sending this now!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Asha (Guest) on September 4, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Ahmed (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 15, 2015
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 8, 2015
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 25, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 23, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 14, 2015
π€£ Pure genius!
Mzee (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Maida (Guest) on July 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Nchi (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 19, 2015
π I needed that laugh!
Athumani (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Yusra (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 15, 2015
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
James Malima (Guest) on April 30, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Nassor (Guest) on April 21, 2015
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 17, 2015
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Mariam (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Chum (Guest) on April 15, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Masika (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 9, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Jafari (Guest) on April 8, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 30, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Shamsa (Guest) on March 26, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 10, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π