Short Answer: Because they wanted to "shade" their amazing teaching skills! ๐
Explanation: The teacher had to wear sunglasses because their teaching prowess was just too bright for the students to handle! ๐ They wanted to protect their students from being blinded by their immense knowledge and captivating lessons. Plus, who wouldn't want to look super cool while imparting knowledge? The sunglasses are a fun way for the teacher to show off their incredible teaching style and keep the class engaged with their awesomeness! ๐ถ๏ธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 4, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 30, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Biashara (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Habiba (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 20, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Amani (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Furaha (Guest) on November 9, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Kazija (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
George Tenga (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 20, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 19, 2015
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 16, 2015
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Halima (Guest) on October 15, 2015
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 14, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 14, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
Yusra (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on September 29, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Hekima (Guest) on September 12, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 10, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 5, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 8, 2015
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Nuru (Guest) on August 7, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 1, 2015
๐ I needed that laugh!
Hawa (Guest) on July 25, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Jabir (Guest) on July 23, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 20, 2015
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 13, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on July 1, 2015
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 29, 2015
๐ You got me!
Bakari (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Maida (Guest) on June 24, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Zainab (Guest) on June 22, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Juma (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Issack (Guest) on June 9, 2015
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Habiba (Guest) on June 6, 2015
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 2, 2015
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 27, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 25, 2015
๐ I needed that!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 14, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 31, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Mariam (Guest) on March 28, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 23, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Rubea (Guest) on March 12, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ