Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. 🤣🐭
Mazrui (Guest) on May 2, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Halimah (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 21, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 9, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Mhina (Guest) on April 2, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Furaha (Guest) on April 1, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 27, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 21, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Fadhili (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Chiku (Guest) on February 9, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Jaffar (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Chiku (Guest) on December 17, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Juma (Guest) on December 15, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 10, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Raha (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 4, 2015
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Mashaka (Guest) on December 1, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 22, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 1, 2015
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 12, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 12, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 11, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Kiza (Guest) on October 7, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 23, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 23, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
Rubea (Guest) on September 22, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 20, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 18, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 17, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Khamis (Guest) on September 8, 2015
😂 Sharing right away!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 30, 2015
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 27, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Amani (Guest) on August 7, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Hashim (Guest) on July 27, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 15, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 22, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Fadhila (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 9, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Sekela (Guest) on June 1, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Aziza (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
James Mduma (Guest) on May 17, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Mwajabu (Guest) on May 10, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Wande (Guest) on May 2, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Amani (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Bahati (Guest) on April 6, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
John Kamande (Guest) on March 21, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Amani (Guest) on March 21, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 17, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 11, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Maida (Guest) on March 2, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Tabu (Guest) on March 1, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈