Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 10, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 6, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Husna (Guest) on February 5, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 28, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 27, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Jabir (Guest) on January 19, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

John Lissu (Guest) on December 20, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 13, 2015

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Mhina (Guest) on December 7, 2015

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Amina (Guest) on December 6, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 6, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 4, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 3, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Salma (Guest) on November 26, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Fadhili (Guest) on November 21, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 7, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 6, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 4, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 23, 2015

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

James Malima (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Hawa (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 11, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 6, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 24, 2015

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

James Mduma (Guest) on September 20, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Tabu (Guest) on September 11, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 10, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 5, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Nyota (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 31, 2015

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 31, 2015

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Issa (Guest) on August 25, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Jabir (Guest) on August 24, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nahida (Guest) on August 21, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 13, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 27, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

John Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Tambwe (Guest) on July 16, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 14, 2015

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Salima (Guest) on July 13, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 8, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 1, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Halimah (Guest) on June 21, 2015

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Maimuna (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 13, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 1, 2015

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 27, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 26, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 26, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 21, 2015

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 12, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Jamal (Guest) on May 8, 2015

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Khalifa (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Yusra (Guest) on April 25, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬