A tornado's favorite game to play is... Twister! 🌪️🌪️🌪️
Explanation: Twister is a well-known game where players have to twist and contort their bodies to match the colors on a mat. Since tornadoes are notorious for twisting and turning, it's only fitting that their favorite game would be Twister! Plus, it adds a humorous twist (pun intended!) to the concept of a tornado playing a game. The tornado emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the answer. 🌪️😄
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 6, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
David Musyoka (Guest) on May 3, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 22, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
Tambwe (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 18, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 13, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
John Mushi (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Maulid (Guest) on February 19, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 14, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 7, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 31, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 21, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 20, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 8, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 25, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 24, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Shabani (Guest) on December 22, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 17, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Yusuf (Guest) on December 15, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Salma (Guest) on December 13, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 11, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Irene Makena (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Sumaya (Guest) on November 27, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Nyota (Guest) on November 26, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 22, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 16, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 3, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Majid (Guest) on October 7, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Habiba (Guest) on October 5, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 6, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 20, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Hassan (Guest) on August 20, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Chum (Guest) on August 12, 2015
😄 You got me good!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 7, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 31, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Makame (Guest) on July 29, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 27, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 24, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
John Malisa (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Bahati (Guest) on July 8, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Rashid (Guest) on July 8, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 1, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 15, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Hassan (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 8, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 5, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 5, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 2, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 29, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Rahma (Guest) on May 12, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 10, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋