A ghost's favorite room in the house is π»the living room!π» Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! ππ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 28, 2015
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Nassor (Guest) on December 27, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 24, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Robert Okello (Guest) on December 21, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Abubakari (Guest) on December 20, 2015
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 16, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 15, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Asha (Guest) on November 25, 2015
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 1, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Khatib (Guest) on October 10, 2015
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 29, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Nuru (Guest) on September 22, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 14, 2015
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Hashim (Guest) on September 12, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 10, 2015
π That punchline!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 7, 2015
π You got me good!
Tambwe (Guest) on September 5, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 3, 2015
π Best laugh of the day!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 19, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 5, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Nchi (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 29, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 24, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Neema (Guest) on July 21, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Abubakari (Guest) on July 11, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 10, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
Nuru (Guest) on June 26, 2015
π This joke just made my day!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 23, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 22, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
James Mduma (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Mwajuma (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Issack (Guest) on June 7, 2015
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 4, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 1, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 23, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Neema (Guest) on May 17, 2015
π Iβm dying!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 9, 2015
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Kahina (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 7, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Fatuma (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 3, 2015
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Selemani (Guest) on April 24, 2015
π What a joke!
Mchawi (Guest) on April 14, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Maulid (Guest) on April 8, 2015
π I canβt stop laughing!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 7, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Zulekha (Guest) on April 4, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 3, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
James Kimani (Guest) on March 31, 2015
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 30, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Rukia (Guest) on March 22, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π