What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? A nervous wreck! 🙈
Explanation: This answer plays with the phrase "nervous wreck," which typically means someone who is extremely anxious or worried. By adding a touch of wordplay, we imagine a literal shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean that is feeling nervous. Using the emoji 🙈 adds a fun and lighthearted touch, as if the nervous wreck is hiding from its worries. Overall, the answer combines humor, imagination, and a pun to create a cheerful and creative response.
Hashim (Guest) on March 22, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Halima (Guest) on March 10, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 4, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Husna (Guest) on March 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 18, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 9, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 6, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 20, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 18, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Salima (Guest) on December 28, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 24, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 18, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Ndoto (Guest) on December 15, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Yusra (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Leila (Guest) on December 8, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 29, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Zakaria (Guest) on November 27, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 22, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Hamida (Guest) on November 2, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 27, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Jamila (Guest) on October 26, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 22, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Zuhura (Guest) on October 9, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 6, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Nasra (Guest) on September 25, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Abdullah (Guest) on September 5, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
John Mushi (Guest) on August 25, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Rabia (Guest) on August 20, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 10, 2015
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 4, 2015
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Bakari (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Kiza (Guest) on July 25, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Maimuna (Guest) on July 21, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Fadhila (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Rubea (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 28, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Salum (Guest) on June 26, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 5, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Zakia (Guest) on June 4, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Salum (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Fatuma (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Selemani (Guest) on May 7, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Umi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 20, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 19, 2015
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 13, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Nchi (Guest) on April 1, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Fatuma (Guest) on March 31, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 29, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣