What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 25, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 27, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Maneno (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Biashara (Guest) on April 1, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 29, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Rukia (Guest) on March 17, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Jamal (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 13, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 4, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Nahida (Guest) on February 17, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Fadhili (Guest) on January 28, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 22, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Latifa (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Shamim (Guest) on January 7, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Mzee (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 27, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 20, 2015

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on December 13, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Omari (Guest) on December 9, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Jamila (Guest) on December 2, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Hekima (Guest) on November 29, 2015

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

David Chacha (Guest) on November 19, 2015

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 13, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 25, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Shani (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Tabu (Guest) on October 10, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 6, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Nasra (Guest) on September 25, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 18, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Rashid (Guest) on September 11, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 2, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

John Mushi (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 22, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 18, 2015

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Azima (Guest) on August 17, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 16, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 14, 2015

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 17, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 15, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Yusra (Guest) on July 8, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 30, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Mustafa (Guest) on June 28, 2015

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 24, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 23, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 8, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 30, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 12, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Shamim (Guest) on May 1, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mgeni (Guest) on May 1, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Yusra (Guest) on April 30, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 10, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

David Chacha (Guest) on April 8, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 4, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 28, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 28, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 24, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔