Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! π§ββοΈπ§π
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ππ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 7, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iβm talking to myself non-stop. π£οΈπ
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Salma (Guest) on April 2, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Mashaka (Guest) on March 27, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 25, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Mohamed (Guest) on March 21, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 15, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
George Mallya (Guest) on March 11, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 10, 2016
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Fikiri (Guest) on February 16, 2016
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Susan Wangari (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 28, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 11, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Ndoto (Guest) on January 7, 2016
π Added to my favorites!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 25, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 23, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Hawa (Guest) on December 23, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Kassim (Guest) on December 17, 2015
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 18, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Yahya (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Khalifa (Guest) on November 4, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
Shabani (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Maneno (Guest) on October 29, 2015
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Shabani (Guest) on October 21, 2015
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Makame (Guest) on October 19, 2015
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Wande (Guest) on October 11, 2015
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 12, 2015
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
James Kawawa (Guest) on September 3, 2015
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 27, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 25, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 23, 2015
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Nassar (Guest) on August 22, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Juma (Guest) on August 16, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2015
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Leila (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 18, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Mazrui (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Rashid (Guest) on July 10, 2015
π Laughing so hard right now!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 30, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 20, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Tambwe (Guest) on June 12, 2015
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
George Mallya (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 11, 2015
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Mustafa (Guest) on May 25, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Zainab (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Issa (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 18, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 18, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 22, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 29, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ