A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! 🦇😄
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 12, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 12, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 10, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Shani (Guest) on September 6, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 27, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 26, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Ahmed (Guest) on August 20, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Jamila (Guest) on August 9, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 9, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 4, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 28, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 28, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 21, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 7, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 26, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 18, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Yusra (Guest) on June 17, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Kazija (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 19, 2024
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Masika (Guest) on May 18, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Sarafina (Guest) on May 14, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 3, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 18, 2024
😆 Still cracking up!
Bakari (Guest) on April 15, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 14, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 13, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 10, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
John Mushi (Guest) on April 2, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 27, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 17, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Warda (Guest) on March 13, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Maulid (Guest) on March 9, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 5, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 26, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 21, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 11, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Kiza (Guest) on February 7, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 24, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 17, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
James Kimani (Guest) on January 6, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Athumani (Guest) on January 2, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Daudi (Guest) on December 23, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 22, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
John Malisa (Guest) on December 2, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 25, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 11, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Nassor (Guest) on November 10, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Mustafa (Guest) on November 6, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Rukia (Guest) on October 26, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Khalifa (Guest) on October 12, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 12, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Nassar (Guest) on September 22, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 12, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 6, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 28, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 20, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 19, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭