Answer: Lemon-ade! ๐๐ฅค
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! ๐๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 21, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 20, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 17, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 12, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 11, 2024
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 8, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Latifa (Guest) on September 8, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 26, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 26, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 18, 2024
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 1, 2024
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on July 25, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 24, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Zulekha (Guest) on July 23, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 23, 2024
๐ Perfect joke!
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 21, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Jabir (Guest) on July 17, 2024
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Mashaka (Guest) on July 6, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 23, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 17, 2024
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 16, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Raha (Guest) on June 14, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 7, 2024
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 3, 2024
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Bakari (Guest) on May 31, 2024
๐ Added to my favorites!
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 23, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Rahma (Guest) on May 22, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Nasra (Guest) on May 21, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 17, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
George Tenga (Guest) on May 12, 2024
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Abubakari (Guest) on May 6, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Fatuma (Guest) on May 5, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 4, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Maimuna (Guest) on April 23, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Faiza (Guest) on April 8, 2024
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Baraka (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Warda (Guest) on March 27, 2024
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 24, 2024
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
David Chacha (Guest) on March 21, 2024
๐ What a joke!
Amir (Guest) on March 19, 2024
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Maneno (Guest) on March 11, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 6, 2024
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 2, 2024
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 23, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Nasra (Guest) on February 15, 2024
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 8, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 6, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Mhina (Guest) on February 5, 2024
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 24, 2024
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 19, 2024
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 10, 2024
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Zakia (Guest) on January 7, 2024
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Umi (Guest) on December 30, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Khalifa (Guest) on December 30, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 22, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 20, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 19, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ