What do witches order at hotels?

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 16, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 11, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 11, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 7, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Zakaria (Guest) on September 4, 2024

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Khadija (Guest) on September 2, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Mhina (Guest) on August 29, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Yusra (Guest) on August 25, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 17, 2024

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 5, 2024

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Sultan (Guest) on August 3, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Zuhura (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Fikiri (Guest) on July 13, 2024

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 13, 2024

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 12, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Baridi (Guest) on July 9, 2024

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 9, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Farida (Guest) on June 30, 2024

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on June 24, 2024

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 22, 2024

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 15, 2024

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 2, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 1, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 26, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on May 1, 2024

😂 This is too funny!

Josephine (Guest) on April 25, 2024

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Bakari (Guest) on April 12, 2024

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 10, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 8, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 7, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 3, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 2, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 24, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 19, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Selemani (Guest) on March 17, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Shukuru (Guest) on March 17, 2024

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 3, 2024

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 1, 2024

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mchuma (Guest) on March 1, 2024

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 27, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 26, 2024

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 10, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 9, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mashaka (Guest) on January 30, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 20, 2024

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Chiku (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 28, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Kassim (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Zawadi (Guest) on December 20, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 19, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 3, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Rahim (Guest) on November 2, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Fatuma (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Nuru (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 3, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Makame (Guest) on September 23, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳