Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 20, 2024

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Shani (Guest) on September 18, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 11, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 5, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 30, 2024

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 27, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 27, 2024

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Kheri (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Amina (Guest) on August 11, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 2, 2024

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 30, 2024

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

James Malima (Guest) on July 30, 2024

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 23, 2024

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 20, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 5, 2024

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Majid (Guest) on July 1, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 28, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Athumani (Guest) on June 26, 2024

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 22, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 17, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 13, 2024

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Maneno (Guest) on June 5, 2024

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Zulekha (Guest) on June 5, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 25, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 22, 2024

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 17, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 11, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Issack (Guest) on April 14, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 13, 2024

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 12, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 12, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 4, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 1, 2024

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 30, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Baraka (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Omar (Guest) on March 26, 2024

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 26, 2024

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 17, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 5, 2024

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Jabir (Guest) on February 12, 2024

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2024

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Khadija (Guest) on February 6, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Masika (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 21, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

George Mallya (Guest) on January 21, 2024

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 15, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Nahida (Guest) on January 11, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mohamed (Guest) on January 8, 2024

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Abubakari (Guest) on January 7, 2024

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Jamal (Guest) on December 25, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 18, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Bakari (Guest) on December 16, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 8, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Khamis (Guest) on December 4, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅