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Padri Akimbia wakati wa kuungamisha, chanzo ni hiki
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Padri alikuwa amekaa katika confession booth kanisani
peke yake.
Mara kukaingia jamaa mmoja akapiga magoti upande wa
pili, akafanya ishara ya msalaba kisha akaanza kuungama
{confess}
"Padri nimekuja kuungama dhambi zangu, leo nimefanya
dhambi kubwa sana."
Padri, "Endeleaβ¦"
Hapo sasa patamu, cheki jamaa alivyowezwa na huyu dogo
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:40 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mfugaji mmoja alikwenda kwa mfugaji mwenzake (ambae pia ni bwana mifugo wa eneo lao) asubuhi moja. Alipobisha hodi mtoto wa kiume wa umri upatao miaka 12 akamfungulia mlango. Mazungumzo yafuatayo yakafuatia:
Angalia walichofanyiana hawa wanadoa, Kati ya huyu mme na mke nani zaidi?
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME wakati anakata roho huku mkewe akiwa amemshikilia alisema mke wangu, mi natubu kwako, kwani nilifanya mapenzi na dada yako, mdogo wako, rafiki yako na mama yako
Kilichotokea baada ya mzungu na mbongo kukaa siti moja, bongo wasanii wengi
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
Angalia huyu mgeni anachokifanya, wageni wengine ni hatari
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:06 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.