eBooks: 1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE - Topic 9 - AckySHINE
Soma hii, kama wewe ndio mzazi wa huyu msichana ungefanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Wewe ni mzazi mwanao anasoma kidato cha tatu mkoani umemsafirisha leo kwenda shule baada ya masaa matano ukasikia gari alilo panda mwanao limepata ajali wamekufa watu wote upo ktk harakati za kuandaa msiba,
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Kilichotokea kwa binti na mvulana wake walipotaitishwa na baba yake msichana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Msichana alikuwa amekaa na baba yake kibarazani, mara akamuona MVULANAfriend wake akija, yule mvulana alipokaribia tu, yule msichana akamwambai:
MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
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Watoto wa siku hizi ni shida! Angalia huyu mtoto anachomwambia baba yake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Ka ni wewe?
DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao.
BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?
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Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:25 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Biashara ambayo imefeli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:09 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya mzungu na mbongo kukaa siti moja, bongo wasanii wengi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
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Kilichotokea baada ya babu mzee kuibiwa nauli kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:48 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kingereza sio mchezo, angalia huyu anavyojichanganya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:42 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh. Chezeya kuhama!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:55 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kweli mitandao imeharibu watu, angalia huyu anachokisema sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:25 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamiliaβ¦.Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"
ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."
2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTAβ¦Je rais wa kwanza wa Tanzania aliitwaje?" ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."
3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGEβ¦Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"
ZUZU:"MELI."
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Dongo kwako kama una degree moja Halafu unachagua kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!! Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:- ''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
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Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:02 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Makonda wana mambo, Kila mtu ni ndugu yao
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.
Utasikia, "HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO. MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?, NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI. HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH. Babu njoo ukae! Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,
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Baada ya kuumizwa kimapenzi haya ndiyo maneno
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:04 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Misemo 10 bora ya kuchekesha itakayokuacha mdomo wazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:45 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wadada lenu hili. Mimi sipo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:57 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kisa cha mzaramo na mchaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:57 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki hawa washikaji wanachokifanya baada ya kuvuta bangi, Bangi si mchezo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:49 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichonitokea leo baada ya kuona nungunungu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu Jamaa alivyomuweza huyu mrembo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:17 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Omba omba sio barabarani tuu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:10 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kwa hiki kilichonikuta sitadanganya tena kuanzia leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu Jamaa alichomfanyia mke wake jana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:51 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki nilichomfanyia boss wangu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:30 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cha kufanya msichana akikukimbia halafu atake kukurudia
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wanawake wanavyopenda hela, hadi kutoka kwa nyani na ngedere
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wanandoa wa Kijapani wakibishana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:49 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Swali la kizushi kwa wadada wanaovaa mawigi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nilichokifanya wakati naangalia taarifa ya habari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:00 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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