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Mfugaji mmoja alikwenda kwa mfugaji mwenzake (ambae pia ni bwana mifugo wa eneo lao) asubuhi moja. Alipobisha hodi mtoto wa kiume wa umri upatao miaka 12 akamfungulia mlango. Mazungumzo yafuatayo yakafuatia:

Mkulima: Baba yako yupo?

Mtoto: Hapana Mzee, amekwenda mjini.

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MUME: "Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!"

MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!"

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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto. MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:52 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja, Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini, Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI

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Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.

Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"

Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"

Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!"

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MUME: Mke wangu naomba nikubusu MKE: Sitaki MUME: Ntakununulia pete ya gold MKE: Staki

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Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi
1. nitakupa
2. Atapewa mbele
3. Hujapewa mbele?
4. Utapewa nyuma
5. Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri
6. Ngoja isimame nikupe

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Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake: JAMAA: Shem nakupenda! MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki yako akijua? tena koma! JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1! MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana mume wangu akiwa kazini!

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MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza.
MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini?
MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia
Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi: SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako… Boss akabaki anashangaa… Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.

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Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha! MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole? MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa. MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?

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