Sifa 10 za mwanaume ambaye kila binti anayetaka aolewe angependa aolewe naye!!
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Je, hili nalo ulilipitia ulipokua Shuleni?
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Wanawake hii nayo ni romantic ?π
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Hawa Machizi wamezidi sasa
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Unakumbuka hizi enzi za utoto?
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Hili nalo neno kwa wavulana
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Nilichojibu kwenye interview walipoulizia status
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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichokifanya
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Kichekesho cha mke wa mvuvi
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Baada ya kunitumia SMS usiku ikawa hiviβ¦.
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Upendo wa kweli ni nini?
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Hapo sasa patamu, cheki jamaa alivyowezwa na huyu dogo
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Mfugaji mmoja alikwenda kwa mfugaji mwenzake (ambae pia ni bwana mifugo wa eneo lao) asubuhi moja. Alipobisha hodi mtoto wa kiume wa umri upatao miaka 12 akamfungulia mlango. Mazungumzo yafuatayo yakafuatia:
Mkulima: Baba yako yupo?
Mtoto: Hapana Mzee, amekwenda mjini.
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Alichofanya maasai baada ya kupanda Tax
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Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.
Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng'ombe na mbusi ipi ngali? Dereva: Ni ng'ombe ghali Masai.
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Angalia nilichokifanya baada ya kuumwa na meno
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Angalia kilichonikuta nilipoenda kwa mganga
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Jamaa anayependa kuwafanyia watu uhuni leo kapatikana na huyu mdada
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Hizi sifa zimezidi sasa
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Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!
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Jinsi ya Kubana matumizi X-mass
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Ufugaji wa nguruwe kazi, Cheki jamaa hawa wake walivyompa mtihani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MWANAHARAKATI: Hawa nguruwe unawalishanini?
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MFUGAJI: Nawalisha mabaki ya chakula toka migahawa mbalimbali
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MWANAHARAKATI: Hayo ni makosa unawatesawanyama kwa kuwalisha chakula kichafu. Akapigwa faini⦠Baada ya siku chache wakaja wanaharakati toka Umoja wa Mataifa
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Cheki nilichomfanyia huyu dereva tax
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Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu
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Taxi Mwanamke aliingia kwnye tax akiwa hana nguo,km alivyozaliwa!Dereva akawa anamshangaa,mwanamke akamuuliza hujawahi kuona uchi au! Dereva akajibu.ninachoshangaa c uchi wako,najiuliza pesa ya kunilipa utakuwa umeiweka wapi?
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Nyoka wa ajabu agundulika
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Maujanja ya kumkalisha mwanamme wako nyumbani weekend haya hapa
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Kizungu nacho ni sheeeedeer
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Hii kazi kweli kweli, Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:21 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ulishawahi kupenda kwa namna hii??!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu
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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka kwenye harusi
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
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Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana⦠naomba nirudishwe!"
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Safari ni safari
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