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Alifanya hivi;
Siku ya kwanza

MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?.
MKE: Salama tu
MUME: Uko wapi?
MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani
MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikie…..mke­ akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja

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Mfugaji mmoja alikwenda kwa mfugaji mwenzake (ambae pia ni bwana mifugo wa eneo lao) asubuhi moja. Alipobisha hodi mtoto wa kiume wa umri upatao miaka 12 akamfungulia mlango. Mazungumzo yafuatayo yakafuatia:

Mkulima: Baba yako yupo?

Mtoto: Hapana Mzee, amekwenda mjini.

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Mume akamwambia mke wake: "Funga macho yako tufanye maombi" Akaanza kwa Kimombo:- "… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4…."

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Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much. Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda? Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka. Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite? Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.

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Mwalimu aliuliza swali "Kwanini watu wanapenda MAPENZI kuliko VITA?

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Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!!
Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:-
''YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au

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John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?

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