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Mke alichomfanyia mme wake kabla ya kwenda safari, Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:38 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo.
Mke akamwambia mumewe; "Tupige magoti tusali",
Wakapiga magoti…:
MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake.
MUME: Emen…
Baada ya kumkuta mwanamme mwingine chumbani kwake na mke wake cheki huyu anachokifanya
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:31 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi, DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo….
Alichokifanya jamaa baada ya kuokota wallet yenye pesa za kumwaga
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:09 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station
"Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hivi…"
Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau.
Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:44 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Bangi si mchezo!
Jamaa kaikoleza si ikamtuma avue nguo!
Akavua nguo zote akaenda kwenye kioo, kujitazama akaona kama kavaa suti!
then akaenda kama alivyo zaliwa kwa masela wenzake akawauliza vp suti imenikaa? Mvuta bangi mwenzie akamwambia "imekutoa kinyama ila tai umeifunga chini sana".
MAJIBU YA MAKONDA WA DALADALA ZETU GONGOLAMBOTO HUKU
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:15 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
