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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:
SECRETARY: Boss leo umesahau kufunga geti nyumbani kwako…
Boss akabaki anashangaa… Baadae wakati anakwenda chooni kujisaidia ile anataka kufungua zipu akaikuta iko wazi ndio akajua alichokuwa ameambiwa na Secretary wake.
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaingia Bar; Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na mtoto mmoja mkali baraa yaani ni mzuri sanaaaa, moyo ukanituma nimuimbishe mtoto akakubali kwamba nitafute siku tukae tuongee vizuri akasema nimpe namba yangu ya simu.
Dogo alivyomchomea dada wa kazi kwa mama yake kuhusu baba
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dogo: mama hivi malaika si wanapaa?
Mama: ndiyo wanapaa, kwanini umeniuliza hivyo?
Dogo: nimesikia baba jana anamuita dada (housegir) malaika wangu, kwa hiyo nae atapaa?
Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah
Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake, Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha? Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana. Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini? Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.
