eBooks: 1000+ Vichekesho vipya: Vichekesho vya AckySHINE - Topic 2 - AckySHINE
Angalia nilichomjibu huyu kuhusu kabila langu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:40 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia hawa vichaa walichokifanya, Vichaa bwana, ni noma!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Vichaa walipanga kutoroka, wakakubaliana wamnyonge mlinzi watoroke!
Walipofika getini wakakuta geti lipo wazi na hakuna mlinzi, wakasema
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Amri za chuo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:49 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Madogo wa sikuizi ni kiboko, cheki huyu alichokifanya akiwa darasani na mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:55 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijanaโฆ naomba nirudishwe!"
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Mapenzi Stress tupu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata huyu anayependa kusoma SMS za watu kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kuna watu makauzu ila huyu kazidi.. Soma hii!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:15 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kapresha kakiamua kuja kanakujaga tuu, cheki kilichompata huyu mme wa mtu mpenda michepuko
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:41 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu Jamaa alichomfanyia mke wake jana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:51 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Haya ndiyo madhara ya kulala kanisani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:42 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu baba alichowafanya mtoto wake wa kike na boyfriend wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:37 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:25 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamiliaโฆ.Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"
ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."
2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTAโฆJe rais wa kwanza wa Tanzania aliitwaje?" ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."
3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGEโฆJe samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"
ZUZU:"MELI."
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Angalia huyu mwanamke mwenye wivu kwa mumewe alivyoumbuka, Mme wake kamuweza kweli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:15 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
WIVU HUU NI NOMA
Mke: Hivi mume wangu una wanawake wangapi huko nje?
Mume: Kama nywele za kichwa changu.
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Baada ya kunitumia SMS usiku ikawa hiviโฆ.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:17 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nilichokifanya wakati naangalia taarifa ya habari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:00 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea kati ya mkaka na mdada walipokutana hotelini
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:53 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana; MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi? MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?
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Huu ndio uhondo na raha ya kupanda daladala wajameni
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi 1. nitakupa 2. Atapewa mbele 3. Hujapewa mbele? 4. Utapewa nyuma 5. Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri 6. Ngoja isimame nikupe
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Kilichonitokea leo baada ya kuona nungunungu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tenda Wema Uende Zako
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:27 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Acha usumbufuโฆ
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:47:55 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kwa hiki kilichonikuta sitadanganya tena kuanzia leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki tulichokifanya jana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:38 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Alifanya hivi;Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?. MKE: Salama tu MUME: Uko wapi? MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikieโฆ..mkeยญ akawasha blender MKE: Umesikia? MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja
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Muda mzuri wa kulipa mahari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hizi swaga za huyu jamaa ni shida, Google!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:44 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:12 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jambo la kufanya ukitaka mwanaume akusaidie kazi jikoni
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:12 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea wakati mchungaji akifungisha ndoa ya Mashoga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"
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Huyu bibi kweli kiboko, cheki alichofanya akiwa na babu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:38 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya bibi na babu kukumbukia mahaba ya ujanani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:46 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?
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Dunia ina mambo, soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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