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Hapo sasa patamu, cheki jamaa alivyowezwa na huyu dogo
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mfugaji mmoja alikwenda kwa mfugaji mwenzake (ambae pia ni bwana mifugo wa eneo lao) asubuhi moja. Alipobisha hodi mtoto wa kiume wa umri upatao miaka 12 akamfungulia mlango. Mazungumzo yafuatayo yakafuatia:
Baada ya walevi wawili kuokota kioo hiki ndicho kilifuata
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Angalia kilichotokea
Walevi wawili waliokota kioo, mlevi wa 1 akaangalia muda mrefu kisha akasema "hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..! !!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza. MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini? MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"
Angalia huyu mgeni anachokifanya, wageni wengine ni hatari
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:06 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
Huyu mwanamke ni noma cheki alichomwambia mme wake baada ya kumnunulia nguo za ndani
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka. MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,