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Basi juzi kati hapa sehemu ndogo ya ukuta wa Ikulu ya Magogoni ilianguka!.. Wakapelekwa contractors watatu ili achaguliwe mmoja atakayejenga vzr na kwa bei nafuu!.. Wakwanza alikuwa MUHINDI, wa pili MCHINA na MBONGO!…

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GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje? BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu GIRL: Enhee… BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako GIRL: Ooh baby u care..

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MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza.
MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini?
MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia
Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"

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Mchungaji mmoja baada ya kuwafungisha ndoa "MASHOGA" wawili alipata wakati mgumu kutamka kuwa "sasa ninyi ni MKE na MUME"

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Jamaa kavamia semina ya wasomi iliyokua inafanyika maeneo ya ubungo plaza bas wakaanza kujitambulisha
1. Naitwa Anna niko SUA mwaka3 nasoma agriculture
2. Naitwa Stella niko UDSM mwaka2 nasoma public relation

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Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,"nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?"

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Jamaa alikuwa anagombana na mkewe,hatimae akamwambia kwa ukali "Unajua nimechoka sasa, haya kusanya nguo zako na……..

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Mume kaingia duka la nguo na kamnunulia mke wake chupi dazeni moja zote za rangi nyeusi, akaenda kumzawadia. Mpenzi akashukuru lakini alipogundua kuwa zote ni nyeusi si akaropoka.
MY HONEY: Sasa umeninunulia chupi zote nyeusi, sasa watu si watadhani nina chupi moja tu sibadili,

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