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Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

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MUME wakati anakata roho huku mkewe akiwa amemshikilia alisema mke wangu, mi natubu kwako, kwani nilifanya mapenzi na dada yako, mdogo wako, rafiki yako na mama yako

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NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi,
DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu
NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho
DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo….

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Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much. Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda? Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka. Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite? Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.

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Ka ni wewe? DOGO: baba mi siendi tena shule inaonekana walimu hawana uhakika na majibu yao. BABA: Kwanini unasema hivyo?

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Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!, Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=. Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia? Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.

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Basi juzi kati hapa sehemu ndogo ya ukuta wa Ikulu ya Magogoni ilianguka!.. Wakapelekwa contractors watatu ili achaguliwe mmoja atakayejenga vzr na kwa bei nafuu!.. Wakwanza alikuwa MUHINDI, wa pili MCHINA na MBONGO!…

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