MAMBO KUMI YA KUFURAHISHA NA HUWEZI KUYAFANYA
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Cheki tabia za kuandika vimaneno vya ajabuajabu kwenye pikipiki na bodaboda ilivyomponza huyu
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
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Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!"
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Angalia nilichomjibu huyu kuhusu kabila langu
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SMS Mafua ndiyo hii
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Haya ndiyo madhara ya kulala kanisani
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Amri za chuo
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Dogo alivyomchomea dada wa kazi kwa mama yake kuhusu baba
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Dogo: mama hivi malaika si wanapaa?
Mama: ndiyo wanapaa, kwanini umeniuliza hivyo?
Dogo: nimesikia baba jana anamuita dada (housegir) malaika wangu, kwa hiyo nae atapaa?
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Angalia nilichomfanyia huyu dereva sasa
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Nilichokifanya kwa rafiki yangu
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Ex wangu kasema tukapime, cheki nilichifanya
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Mpenzi Akikuita Mamito, Mjibu Hivi
Updated at: 2025-01-31 22:06:05 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Hiki nacho chombo cha moto?
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Alichokifanya jamaa baada ya kuokota wallet yenye pesa za kumwaga
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Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station
"Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hivi…"
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Huyu mgeni wa huyu jamaa ni shida
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Angalia kilichomkuta huyu msanii wa mziki na mashabiki wake
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Msanii mmoja anaitwa ''KINYA'' alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!!
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Angalia huyu mgeni anachokifanya, wageni wengine ni hatari
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Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
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Angalia alichokifanya huyu sharobaro kanisani
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Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani,
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Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Alifanya hivi;Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?.
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Cheki wanachokisema vichaa baada ya kuona ndege inapita angani
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Baada ya mwanamke kukataa kufungua mlango angalia kilichomkuta
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Kisa cha mzaramo na mchaga
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Tenda Wema Uende Zako
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Angalia huyu Jamaa alichomfanyia mke wake jana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:51 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ingekua wewe ndio baba au mama ungefanjaje?
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Huyu mwanamke kazidi sasa
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Mcheki Chizi na daktari
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Wanaume ni noma, Angalia wanachokifanyaga wakimwona mwanamke
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Analia kilichompata huyu jamaa baada ya kubadili jinsia yake kichawi
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Jamaa alimpa ujauzito mwanafunzi akashtakiwa kumbe yule jamaa ana bibi yake mtaalam wamambo yetu ya Jadi…
Jamaa akaongea na bibi yake amuwekee jinsia ya kike ili akashinde Mahakamani na akitoka arudishiwe mambo yake kama kawaida.
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Ungekua wewe ndio mama wa huyu mtoto ungemfanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:11:12 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu mtoto anachomjibu mwalimu wake, kufundisha watoto ni kazi kweli kweli
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Mwanafunzi wa darasa la 2 kaulizwa na mwalimu wake
Hivi:je ukipewa maandazi 5 ukiambiwa kula 3 tu yatabaki mangapi?
Akamjibu hivi:nikipewa na chai hakibaki kitu mwalimu.
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Haya mawazo ya huyu Mtu kuhusu Shetani ni kiboko
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:07 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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