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Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much. Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda? Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka. Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite? Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.

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MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?"
MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi."
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku

JAMAA:"msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi" akalala
asubh wanakunywa 

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Jamaa alienda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita binti mmoja anayejiuza akamsogelea yule mke wa jamaa

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Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo. Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal: Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji

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Dokta: Mama tumemchunguza mumeo kwa makini sana, jopo lote la madaktari tumekubaliana mumeo anahitaji mapumziko japo ya mwezi. Sasa tafadhali chukua hivi vidonge vya usingizi vitasaidia sana.

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Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station "Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hivi…"

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1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamilia….Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"

ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."

2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTA…Je rais wa kwanza wa
Tanzania aliitwaje?"
ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."

3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGE…Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"

ZUZU:"MELI."

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Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani,

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Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?
Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe…

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Vichaa walipanga kutoroka, wakakubaliana wamnyonge mlinzi watoroke! Walipofika getini wakakuta geti lipo wazi na hakuna mlinzi, wakasema

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MZEE:"sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?" MKE:"saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi." jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku

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Alipelekwa Hospitali na baba yake, baada ya vipimo Doctor akawa anamuandikia dawa, baba yake akatoka nje kuongea na cm. Mtoto akamwinamia Doctor na kusema kwa sauti ya chini:- "Doctor Kwenye dozi ya dawa niandikie na

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)