eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! ๐๐
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! ๐งฉ๐
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? ๐"๐๏ธ
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Why didnโt Dracula have any friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures ๐ฆ flock to me? Is it because I'm a ๐sucker for attention?
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ถ keep tripping? It's a ๐คpawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a ๐ถโโ๏ธruff time finding its ๐พbalance!
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Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! ๐ Stay tuned for the punchline! ๐๐ฅ
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What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnโt feeling well?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the horse need a doctor? ๐ด๐ท
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ I'm a fruity delight, ๐ค ๐ But not made for your feet! ๐ Guess what I'm called? ๐๐
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the ๐ and wanting a break from the chilly weather! โ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ด
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? ๐ฃ Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! ๐๐ค
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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a world of monsters and mishaps, ๐งโโ๏ธ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? ๐
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Why donโt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? ๐ฆโ๏ธ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! ๐๐คฃ
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. ๐ "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ๐๏ธ #FowlPlay
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ค What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... ๐ค This riddle will entertain! ๐๐
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! ๐ด๐
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What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" ๐ณ
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What has an eye, but cannot see?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
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Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ๐ฝ all the more!๐๐๐๐
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Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! ๐ค๐ก
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! ๐๐ฎ
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon ๐ท๏ธ to keep honey thieves ๐ฏ stuck in a sweet trap. ๐๐คฃ
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? ๐โโ๏ธ๐๏ธ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! ๐ด๐พโจ
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฟWhy did the ๐ฆนโโ๏ธrobber take a shower?๐ค To wash away his ๐ฃfootprints, leaving no ๐clues behind!๐๐
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Whatโs black and white over and over again?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ผ I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! ๐บ ๐ฆ With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! ๐ฆ โช๏ธโซ๏ธ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, โซ๏ธโช๏ธ ๐๐ Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! ๐น๐
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What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! ๐
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Why is the forest so noisy?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ณ Why does the forest sound like a party? ๐ It's not just the chirping birds and rustling leaves! Can you solve this riddle and crack the code of nature's rowdiest ๐ถ emoji-filled secret?
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both ๐ฅheartwarming and ๐งcheesy!
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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ๏ธ What kind of table can you have for dinner? ๐คโ It's not just any table... it's a table with a ๐! Guess the answer, if you're able! ๐โจ
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Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the girl put ๐ on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! ๐ค๐
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