Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? 🚗 🚗 🚗 🚗 + 🪰 = ?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤡Why was the clown crying? 🎭 Because he couldn't 🚫 find the 🤡punchline! 😂🥳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do 🍌 put sunscreen before beach? 🌞 They don't want to peel! 😎🍌

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦟 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! 🚶‍♀️📞

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥕: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? 🍄: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! 🎶 #VeggieJokes

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♀️🧛‍♂️ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? 😱 Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. 🧴🌞 Now, can you crack this mystery? 😉🔍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧱Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?🧱 Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! 😄🏰

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was the math book always worried? 📚➕🔢🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚 "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a 🙊. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! 👀😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👹 What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? 🧙‍♂️ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on 🎃pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey 🍗 make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘🌪️ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a 🌈dream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? 🤔✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures 🦉 flock to me? Is it because I'm a 💉sucker for attention?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌍 In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! ❄️ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, 🤔 How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? 🐻🎣 Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, 😄 So put on your thinking caps, my dear! 🧢✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐍 Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! 🐍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚🍩 Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of 𝘱𝘪! 🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌽 Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! 🚤 Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why didn't the oven go to college? 🤔🎓 The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! 😄 Stay tuned for the punchline! 🙌🔥

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐭 "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! 🧀😝"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤸‍♀️🤹‍♂️🍌 What do these experts in flips, tricks, and fruit have in common? Let me twist your mind with this riddle! 🍌🤹‍♂️🤸‍♀️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍎 "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" 🌳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🃏 Ahoy, matey! Avast ye! Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 🏴‍☠️ Because he was standing on the deck! 🏖️ Yo-ho-ho, no poker for him! 🙅‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? 🦆✈️ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! 😄🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧝‍♀️In their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh-so bright! From potions to tricks, and mischief galore, Guess what they study? You'll want to explore!🎓✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐶 keep tripping? It's a 🤔pawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a 🚶‍♂️ruff time finding its 🐾balance!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦚 In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. 🦚

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️❄️ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! 🤔❄️🧛‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐶 This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? 🐾

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? 🎓🔮 It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?