eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
What bird loves construction work?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¨π¦ What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! ποΈπ¦
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈππ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! ππ§ββοΈπ
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πβπ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! π₯π€£
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How long should an elephantβs legs be?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π How long should an elephantβs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! π
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Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π¦ get detention? π€ It couldn't resist horsing around! ππ
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? π± Because 7 ate 9! ππ½οΈ
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What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? π€ The tide of knowledge! ππ
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Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig π¦β¨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather βοΈπ§οΈ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! ππ€£
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? π"ποΈ
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Whereβs a wallβs favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§±Where's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?π§± Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! ππ°
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What did the teacher do at the beach? ποΈ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! π³β¨
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π I'm a fruity delight, π€ π But not made for your feet! π Guess what I'm called? ππ
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Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey π make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! π€π
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How do you catch a polar bear?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! βοΈ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, π€ How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? π»π£ Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, π So put on your thinking caps, my dear! π§’β¨
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¬οΈWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! π»π
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! π
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏWhy did the π¦ΉββοΈrobber take a shower?π€ To wash away his π£footprints, leaving no πclues behind!ππ
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Where can you always find a peacock?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. π¦
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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the girl put π on her head? Curious minds ponder, a secret it hides! π€π
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? πββοΈποΈ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! π΄πΎβ¨
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! βοΈπ½οΈ
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π²+π= βWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? π€ Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! ππ³
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How do monsters tell their fortunes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΉ What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? π§ββοΈ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on πpumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
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What has an eye, but cannot see?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? π
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Why canβt skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? πΆπ Because they have no organs! πΊπΈπΉ
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? π€‘π
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What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What playfully tumbles in winter, βοΈ yet never cries "Ouch!"?
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π cross the π£οΈ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! ππ
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Why didnβt Dracula have any friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures π¦ flock to me? Is it because I'm a πsucker for attention?
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Where do books hide when theyβre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a π. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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