eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 3 - AckySHINE
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both ๐ฅheartwarming and ๐งcheesy!
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฌ๏ธWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! ๐ป๐
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? ๐ด๐
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What do elves learn in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธIn their magical school, elves find delight, Learning spells that sparkle oh-so bright! From potions to tricks, and mischief galore, Guess what they study? You'll want to explore!๐โจ
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! โ๏ธ๐
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? ๐ค๐
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐
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Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ค It was just two-tired! ๐
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Whatโs the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Whatโs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? ๐ค๐
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What kind of murderer has fiber?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! ๐๐
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Why did the dog keep tripping?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ถ keep tripping? It's a ๐คpawsitive mystery, but maybe it just had a ๐ถโโ๏ธruff time finding its ๐พbalance!
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What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it!"? ๐
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Whatโs a librarianโs favorite type of bait when fishing?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฃ What's a librarian's favorite type of bait when fishing? ๐ Because they always catch a lot of ๐ "book"worms! ๐คฃ
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What has two legs but canโt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! ๐คข๐ฉSo put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? ๐บ๐
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐What's a ๐ doing in a ๐ booth? This ๐คelephant's got a ๐๐คณ appointment! ๐คฃ๐
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? ๐พ
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐What swims in the sea, but can't see? ๐ค This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! ๐ Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! ๐๐
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?๐ฆ๐
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling cows ๐ And need a wild ride instead! ๐คช๐
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How do monsters tell their fortunes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐น What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? ๐งโโ๏ธ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on ๐pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! ๐คโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? ๐พ๐
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Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ด Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? ๐ค Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! ๐คญ"
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What did the teacher do at the beach? ๐๏ธ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! ๐ณโจ
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What do witches order at hotels?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter! ๐ With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" ๐ช๐งน
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คกWhy was the clown crying? ๐ญ Because he couldn't ๐ซ find the ๐คกpunchline! ๐๐ฅณ
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Which school supply is king of the classroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? ๐
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Whatโs a rabbitโs favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ถ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! ๐ถ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! ๐ฐ๐ต
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" ๐ต
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What did the snowman order at Wendyโsยฎ?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What icy treat did Frosty ๐ฅถ choose at Wendyโsยฎ?
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