Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥒 "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" 🥒

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐷 What do you call a pig that does karate? 🥋 He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! 🐽💥 Can you guess his name?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey 🍗 make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦷 When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the monster ask his sweetheart? 🤔👹❤️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I dash with grace, without a single stride, 🏃 Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! 🌪️ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! 😄🔥

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚿Why did the 🦹‍♂️robber take a shower?🤔 To wash away his 👣footprints, leaving no 😎clues behind!🔍😅

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕒 Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was 🤕 "second" sick!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤡Why was the clown crying? 🎭 Because he couldn't 🚫 find the 🤡punchline! 😂🥳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍎 "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" 🌳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📝 Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! ✏️💖

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌟 Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! Gaze up high, and you'll see me shine, Guess what I am, it's riddle time! 🤔✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐶 This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? 🐾

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and ✨shine✨ like a 💫star💫! Show her your 🧠genius🧠 and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍗🍂 What aroma tickles your 👃 at Thanksgiving? It's a scent that makes your 😋 and your tummy rumble! Can you guess? 🦃💨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕒 Tick-tock, don't be blind! 🤔 Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? 😂 A riddle that'll blow your mind! 🧠💥 No time to waste, let's find! 🕵️‍♀️🔎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔨🦜 What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! 🏗️🦉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a flap, this bird lost a sprig 🐦✨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather ☀️🌧️, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚 Why did the book join the police force? 🚓 Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! 🔍✍️😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 👓-wearing teacher shine brighter than the 🌞? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! 😎👩‍🏫

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕵️‍♀️ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a 🎓 with no 👐, no 🦵, and no 👥? I bet they've mastered the art of ✏️ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? 😉"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What player made the banker say 💰💃?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? 👣 Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! 😉🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was Santa's helper sad? 🎅🏻🧝‍♂️ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! 🤷‍♂️😢🔍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐢 When his turtle died, the boy's face turned 😮, his tears flowed like a 💦, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the 🐢 race now!" 🏁

Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (10 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a flap, this bird lost a sprig 🐦✨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather ☀️🌧️, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️At hotels, what do witches order?🔮 Their requests may leave you in laughter! 😂 With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" 🪄🧹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍽️ What kind of table can you have for dinner? 🤔❓ It's not just any table... it's a table with a 🚀! Guess the answer, if you're able! 😉✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why didn't the oven go to college? 🤔🎓 The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! 😄 Stay tuned for the punchline! 🙌🔥

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? 🏆 Hint: There's a 🌽-ucopia of these!