eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏWhy did the π¦ΉββοΈrobber take a shower?π€ To wash away his π£footprints, leaving no πclues behind!ππ
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Why donβt ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? π¦βοΈ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! ππ€£
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Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Tick-tock, don't be blind! π€ Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? π A riddle that'll blow your mind! π§ π₯ No time to waste, let's find! π΅οΈββοΈπ
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" π asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" ππ
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! π
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What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" π¦π
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where do ghosts go for a swim?π In a π»ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ππ»
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Why did the pony get detention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π¦ get detention? π€ It couldn't resist horsing around! ππ
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ€ What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... π€ This riddle will entertain! ππ
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How long should an elephantβs legs be?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π How long should an elephantβs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! π
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? π€ Prepare to be bamboozled! π" βοΈ
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How does the Easter Bunny travel?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:33 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π°Hopping and bouncing, so fast and so funny, With fluffy tail and ears oh-so-sunny! This riddle is here to make you laugh with glee, Guess, how does the Easter Bunny travel, can't you see? π₯
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π I'm a fruity delight, π€ π But not made for your feet! π Guess what I'm called? ππ
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? π₯π€ Because they always crack up! ππ³
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" ποΈ
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What did the squirrel give for Valentineβs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏοΈ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? π°π"
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Whatβs a math teacherβs favorite tool?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! ππ
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¬οΈWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! π»π
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Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? π€ Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! π» To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! ππ»π But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! π§ββοΈπ
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈππ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! ππ§ββοΈπ
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
𦴠What tickles a skeletonβs funny bone? π€£
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! π What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π-wearing teacher shine brighter than the π? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! ππ©βπ«
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What do you have in December that you donβt have in any other month?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In December, I sparkle and glow β¨ But in other months, it's a no-show! π
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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:29 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π₯ Which day does the potato dread? π€ It's the one where it's mashed and spread! π±π₯
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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π° To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the π© & conjure a carrot-scented β¨ or hypnotize it with a π°οΈ. Don't worry, no π were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? π
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What do birds do on Halloween?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ππ¦ On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? ποΈ
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆββοΈWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! π€β¨
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? π€‘π
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ππ They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! π
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»βοΈπ¦: Where do polar bears keep their money? π€π°
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys π€ ride horses? It's like dating! π΄πΉ They're tired of wrangling cows π And need a wild ride instead! π€ͺπ
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