eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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Why did the chicken go to jail?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the chicken go to jail? ๐ Because it was caught eggtremely ๐ฃ bad-beaking! ๐คญ
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Where can you always find a peacock?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. ๐ฆ
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" ๐๏ธ
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Whatโs bigger than an elephant, but doesnโt weigh anything?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ช๏ธ What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything? It's a ๐dream! It can take you to incredible places without adding a single pound to the scale! So, close your eyes, let your imagination run wild, and embark on a weightless adventure! Can you crack this weightless puzzle? ๐คโจ
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปWhere do ghosts go for a swim?๐ In a ๐ปghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ๐๐ป
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" ๐ต
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? ๐คก๐
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! ๐งฉ๐
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐ What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆด What tickles a skeletonโs funny bone? ๐คฃ
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐-wearing teacher shine brighter than the ๐? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! ๐๐ฉโ๐ซ
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If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คIf a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! ๐๐คฃ
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Why was the computer cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the computer cold? ๐คโ๏ธ
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ
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Why didnโt Dracula have any friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures ๐ฆ flock to me? Is it because I'm a ๐sucker for attention?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? ๐ค๐
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ๐๐
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" ๐ฅ
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! ๐๐
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What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" ๐ฆ๐
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฌ๏ธWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! ๐ป๐
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! ๐ด๐
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What do witches order at hotels?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter! ๐ With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" ๐ช๐งน
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Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ๐๐ฆท
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? ๐ Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐โจ
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Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! ๐ Stay tuned for the punchline! ๐๐ฅ
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? ๐ค Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! ๐๐
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Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? ๐๐ต Can you crack their secret code? ๐ Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! ๐๐โ๏ธ
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! ๐
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