eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? ๐๐ฎ It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?
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Whatโs a spiderโs favorite thing to do on a computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ท๏ธ๐ธ๏ธ Tangled web, bugs beware! This arachnid's joy, it's only fair. On the keyboard, with glee and grace, what's a spider's favorite digital chase? ๐ฑ๏ธ๐ท๏ธ
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Whatโs a rabbitโs favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ถ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! ๐ถ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! ๐ฐ๐ต
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How did the boy react when his turtle died?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ข When his turtle died, the boy's face turned ๐ฎ, his tears flowed like a ๐ฆ, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the ๐ข race now!" ๐
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the book join the police force? ๐ Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! ๐โ๏ธ๐
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! ๐
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Whatโs the smartest insect around?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Whatโs the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? ๐ค๐
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What is a math teacherโs favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ฉ Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of ๐ฑ๐ช! ๐คฃ
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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What does Santa clean his sleigh with? โ๏ธ๐งน It's not soap or water, that's just sly! ๐ซ๐งผ His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! ๐กโจ A magical tool that sparkles at night! ๐ชโจ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! ๐ But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! ๐ค๐
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปWhere do ghosts go for a swim?๐ In a ๐ปghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ๐๐ป
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What starts and ends with โeโ and only has one letter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What begins with "e" and concludes with "e", but has just one tiny ๐? ๐ค
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Why are fish so smart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do fish ๐ love to swim in schools? ๐ซ Because they know it's fintelligent! ๐๐
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? ๐ด๐
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What kind of table can you have for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ๏ธ What kind of table can you have for dinner? ๐คโ It's not just any table... it's a table with a ๐! Guess the answer, if you're able! ๐โจ
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Why couldnโt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the ๐ฆ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ๐๐
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Why was Santaโs helper sad?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was Santa's helper sad? ๐
๐ป๐งโโ๏ธ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ข๐
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What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? ๐พ๐
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the ๐ cross the ๐ฃ๏ธ? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! ๐๐
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" ๐ฅ
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐ What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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What bird loves construction work?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐จ๐ฆ What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! ๐๏ธ๐ฆ
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Whatโs a cannibalโs favorite sport?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ค What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ๐๐ฆท
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Why do cowboys ride horses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do cowboys ๐ค ride horses? It's like dating! ๐ด๐น They're tired of wrangling cows ๐ And need a wild ride instead! ๐คช๐
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! ๐
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Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ๐ฃ๏ธ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! ๐ค๐ก
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! ๐๐ฎ
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Why donโt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คก Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐๐ฟ
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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a ๐ with no ๐, no ๐ฆต, and no ๐ฅ? I bet they've mastered the art of โ๏ธ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? ๐"
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What ๐ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ฆ can't escape, and ๐โโ๏ธ runs away from?
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? ๐ค๐นโค๏ธ
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ตWhat kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! ๐ถ
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