Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘📞What's a 🐘 doing in a 📞 booth? This 🤔elephant's got a 📞🤳 appointment! 🤣🐘

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤡 Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 😂🍿

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎄 What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? 🌟 It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! 🎅🎁

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎺🥶 What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen 🎺? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! ❄️🕵️‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! 👀😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📝 Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! ✏️💖

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌟 Born from stars, I'm destined to lead, With luck and charm, I always succeed! Gaze up high, and you'll see me shine, Guess what I am, it's riddle time! 🤔✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐟What swims in the sea, but can't see? 🤔 This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! 😂 Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! 🌊😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📏 What's a math teacher's favorite tool? Find out how they always measure up! 📐😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐘 How long should an elephant’s legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! 🙃

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?🦃🎄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🖊️ Where do baby pens spend their day? 🤔 They have a "write" of passage to the 🏫 Pen-dergarten! 🍼✏️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What player made the banker say 💰💃?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. 🏀🦷

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was Santa's helper sad? 🎅🏻🧝‍♂️ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! 🤷‍♂️😢🔍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? 🐴😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? 🏰👑💂‍♂️ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! 🧩😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚🌊 What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? 🤔 The tide of knowledge! 🌊📚

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍋🤒 What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... 🤔 This riddle will entertain! 🍋🎁

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐱What dessert makes a kitten PURR with delight? 🍨It's sweet, creamy, and oh-so-bright! Can you guess, without any stress? 😺This riddle will surely keep you impressed!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? 🦆✈️ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! 😄🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures 🦉 flock to me? Is it because I'm a 💉sucker for attention?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥕: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? 🍄: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! 🎶 #VeggieJokes

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries? 🤔 Hint: It's not a fish, but something quite squishy and round! 🐙🎈

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💘 "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" 🐘💌

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧒🏼🤔🏫 Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? 🤔🧗‍♂️📚 Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! 🌟😂 Can you guess why?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👻 "What's a ghost's favorite fruit?" 🍌 asked the mischievous pumpkin. "Hmm... I bet it's something boo-nanas!" 😂🍌

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🗓️ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? 🤔 His days were numbered! 😂📆😵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! 🔆 What am I, making a stadium's night show?