eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐛 What do you call a worm with no teeth? 🤔 This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! 😄🍭
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Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕒 Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was 🤕 "second" sick!
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What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌪️What's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! 🎯
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What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📚🍩 Why does a math teacher love this dessert? Because it's full of 𝘱𝘪! 🤣
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐶 Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? 🤔 #WhosWrongHere
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What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What icy treat did Frosty 🥶 choose at Wendy’s®?
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Why was the clown crying?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤡Why was the clown crying? 🎭 Because he couldn't 🚫 find the 🤡punchline! 😂🥳
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? 😍🐦
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥒 "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" 🥒
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What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
📝 Hey pencil, you're so sharp! Let's draw some smiley faces and make this paper world colorful! ✏️💖
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What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🍖🍗💀 What does a 💀 order for dinner?
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳
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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐰 To catch an unusual rabbit, embrace your inner magician! Think outside the 🎩 & conjure a carrot-scented ✨ or hypnotize it with a 🕰️. Don't worry, no 🐇 were harmed in the making of this riddle! So, ready to solve this hare-raising mystery? 😉
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Best Monster Dance Partner: The Boogie-Monster!
Updated at: 2025-02-13 19:52:53 (10 months ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎭Who's the 🎶grooviest🎶 monster to 💃dance💃 with? They've got moves like 🕺Jagger, and a 💃rhythm that's 🔥hotter🔥 than a 🔥dragon🔥! Can you crack this 👻mysterious👻 riddle? 🤔😉
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What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👻 What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? 🍨 A sp👻🍦ctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the horse need a doctor? 🐴😷
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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? 🍀 Because you don't want to press your luck! 😄✨
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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I am chilling! 😎
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How do monsters tell their fortunes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
👹 What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? 🧙♂️ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on 🎃pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!
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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? 👣 Time to solve this puzzling conundrum, folks! 😉🤔
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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌹 Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! 😬
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What type of diet did the snowman go on?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🥕☃️, 🍆☃️, 🥦☃️! What type of ❄️👃 went on?
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
💘 "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" 🐘💌
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What dies but never lives?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I come and go, yet never thrive, 🌹 Like a plant, but no roots survive. 🌱 Among the living, I'm the odd one out, 😂 Guess what dies but never shouts? 🤔💀
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Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the 👓-wearing teacher shine brighter than the 🌞? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! 😎👩🏫
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Why did the boy run around his bed?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the boy run around his bed? 🏃♂️🛏️ To catch the sleep monsters and tickle them awake! 😴👾✨
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What makes a skeleton laugh?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦴 What tickles a skeleton’s funny bone? 🤣
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Why didn’t the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? 🤔🎓 The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! 😄 Stay tuned for the punchline! 🙌🔥
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What do birds do on Halloween?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🎃🦆 On Halloween, these feathered friends gather for a spooky celebration. Can you guess what they do? 🕊️
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐷 What do you call a pig that does karate? 🥋 He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! 🐽💥 Can you guess his name?
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐍 Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! 🐍
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🚗❓🐘 What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! 🥜🤣
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