eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! ๐ค
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ป What treat makes a ghost's taste buds scream with delight? ๐จ A sp๐ป๐ฆctacularly chilling dessert awaits! Can you guess?
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the book join the police force? ๐ Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! ๐โ๏ธ๐
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Where did the king keep his army?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a realm so grand, where did the king stash his army? ๐ฐ๐๐โโ๏ธ Hints I'll give, but no spoilers darlin', solving this riddle will keep your mind charmin'! ๐งฉ๐
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ญ "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! ๐ง๐"
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What lights up a stadium?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I'm a dazzling star, you can't resist my glow! ๐ What am I, making a stadium's night show?
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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? ๐ฆ
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Why donโt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คก Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐๐ฟ
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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What do you call a worm with no teeth?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you call a worm with no teeth? ๐ค This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! ๐๐ญ
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What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" ๐ฅ
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What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! ๐ด๐
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What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" ๐๐
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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝ Don't let him a-maize you, he'll make a real (water)melon out of your boat! ๐ค Ahoy, matey, guess which vegetable to avoid?
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Whatโs the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? ๐ It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! ๐
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How did the boy react when his turtle died?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ข When his turtle died, the boy's face turned ๐ฎ, his tears flowed like a ๐ฆ, and he sadly whispered, "Guess I'll have to join the ๐ข race now!" ๐
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Bird's Feather Woes: A Hilarious Quack Doctor Visit
Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a flap, this bird lost a sprig ๐ฆโจ, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather โ๏ธ๐ง๏ธ, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!
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What kind of music do mummies like best?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ตWhat kind of music do mummies adore? With their bandages tight, they groove and explore! ๐ถ
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What do witches order at hotels?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธAt hotels, what do witches order?๐ฎ Their requests may leave you in laughter! ๐ With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" ๐ช๐งน
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! ๐
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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ When turkeys play baseball, what's the flocky surprise? ๐ Hint: There's a ๐ฝ-ucopia of these!
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What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! ๐คโจ
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Why couldnโt the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the ๐ป see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! ๐ช๐
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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? ๐ They go to the ๐ฆ pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! ๐๐ฎ
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What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ง What did the hamburger name her daughter? Give up? Well, she couldn't resist... Patty! ๐๐
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Why did the chicken go to jail?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why did the chicken go to jail? ๐ Because it was caught eggtremely ๐ฃ bad-beaking! ๐คญ
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Whatโs a batโs favorite pastime?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ What's a bat's favorite pastime? ๐ค Hint: It's not just hanging around! ๐๐พโจ
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What is Draculaโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธSink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm ๐งกing it!"? ๐
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What has two legs but canโt walk?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆต๐ฆตWhat has two legs but can't walk? It's not a chicken, nor a stork! It's not even a flying hawk! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ
Think carefully, I'll give you a clue, this riddle's answer might leave you in "eww"! ๐คข๐ฉSo put on your thinking cap and give it a try, what could it be that can't say "bye-bye"? ๐บ๐
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