Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚿Why did the 🦹‍♂️robber take a shower?🤔 To wash away his 👣footprints, leaving no 😎clues behind!🔍😅

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? 🎓🔮 It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? 🍌🍵 Can you crack their secret code? 😄 Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! 🍎🍓☕️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧙‍♀️ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! 🙈 To a place not so cozy, I fear. 🌪️ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, 🧹 Off to a spot where things fly through the air! 💨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. 🚓 "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" 🕊️ #FowlPlay

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🗓️ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? 🤔 His days were numbered! 😂📆😵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌽🥕🍅🥒🥦🍆🍠🥔🍳🍞🥞🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥄: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! 🍴😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐝 What’s the brainiac bug buzzing with wisdom? 🤔🌟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐇🎶 Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! 🎶 What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! 🐰🎵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦴 What tickles a skeleton’s funny bone? 🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍋🤒 What makes a sourpuss perky and zesty again? Just a little gift... 🤔 This riddle will entertain! 🍋🎁

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐼 I'm a creature so charming, you'll never refrain! 🕺 🦓 With stripes or furry spots, my pattern's insane! 🦓 ⚪️⚫️ In a loop of contrast, I dance without end, ⚫️⚪️ 🌑🌕 Like a zebra on a piano, that's my trend! 🎹😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What icy treat did Frosty 🥶 choose at Wendy’s®?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌽I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just 🌽 all the more!🍎🍌🍇🍊

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did 🥬 beat 🥕 in a race? Let's uncover this leafy secret and solve this veggie riddle together! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧒🏼🤔🏫 Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? 🤔🧗‍♂️📚 Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! 🌟😂 Can you guess why?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🔥 "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? 🤔 Prepare to be bamboozled! 😄" ❄️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🏝️🖊️Aloha! Where do pencils go for vacation? They need to ✈️ find a tropical paradise for some well-deserved R&R! Can you guess where? 🌴🌊

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:35 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👹 What's the secret behind monster fortune-telling? 🧙‍♂️ Their crystal balls are too heavy, so they rely on 🎃pumpkin seeds to predict their fate!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥒 "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" 🥒

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was Santa's helper sad? 🎅🏻🧝‍♂️ Because he couldn't find the Claus to his Jingle! 🤷‍♂️😢🔍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍎 "Hey farmer, you're a-peeling! Can you please stop picking on me? It's really getting to the core of the problem!" 🌳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍖🍗💀 What does a 💀 order for dinner?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 👓-wearing teacher shine brighter than the 🌞? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! 😎👩‍🏫

Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Let the laughter begin!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In December, I sparkle and glow ✨ But in other months, it's a no-show! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕒 Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was 🤕 "second" sick!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! 👀😂