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eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 4 - AckySHINE
What do witches order at hotels?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:19 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧙♀️At hotels, what do witches order?🔮 Their requests may leave you in laughter! 😂 With cauldrons bubbling, and brooms in tow, Their order will make the staff say, "Whoa!" 🪄🧹
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐟What swims in the sea, but can't see? 🤔 This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! 😂 Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! 🌊😉
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🦃I gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's ✨sunny☀️, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like 🎉turkey paradise!🍗
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🕵️♀️ "Listen up, folks! Here's a riddle for you: What do you call a 🎓 with no 👐, no 🦵, and no 👥? I bet they've mastered the art of ✏️ telepathy and teach through sheer brainpower! Can you crack it? 😉"
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🧛♀️🧛♂️ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? 😱 Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. 🧴🌞 Now, can you crack this mystery? 😉🔍
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🤯🔌 What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his 🧠 explode or did he get a ⚡️shocking revelation? Let's unravel his emotions in this electrifying riddle!
Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌆 In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, 📚 🗽 Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! 🧠 🍎 But where, you ask, is this magical place? 🤔 🚇 Where numbers and laughter embrace? 😄 🗽 Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile 😁 🌈 It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! 🚌 📚 So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? ➕✖️➗ 💡 Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? 🤔 Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! 🤓 The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! ⌛️ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! 🎩 Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? 🌟
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🐴 Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? 🤔 Excerpt: "In the horsey land of munchy delights, this cheeky equine reveals his appetite's might! With teeth a-chompin' and lips curled wide, his reason for open chewing you must confide! 🤭"
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
🌹 Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! 😬
