eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 4 - AckySHINE
What do you call a left-handed dog?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call a left-handed dog? ๐พ๐
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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Whereโs a wallโs favorite place to meet his friends?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งฑWhere's a wall's favorite place to meet his friends?๐งฑ Hint: It's a spot where they can all 'hang' out and 'bricks' fly! ๐๐ฐ
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Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are elephants such bad dancers? ๐๐ They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! ๐
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What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? ๐๐ฎ It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?
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Whatโs a tornadoโs favorite game to play?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ช๏ธWhat's a tornado's favorite game to play? Find me if you can, I'll whip you up, spin you around, and leave you dizzy in the land! ๐ฏ
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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! ๐คโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Why didnโt the oven go to college?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why didn't the oven go to college? ๐ค๐ The answer is cooking up a hilarious surprise! ๐ Stay tuned for the punchline! ๐๐ฅ
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. ๐ "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ๐๏ธ #FowlPlay
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ๐๐
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Whatโs a scarecrowโs favorite fruit?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฝI can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just ๐ฝ all the more!๐๐๐๐
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Why couldnโt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the ๐ฆ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ๐๐
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What did the spoon say to the knife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ: Hey knife, wanna spoon together? We make a cutlery dream team! ๐ด๐
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Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:16 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Tickle Your Funny Bone: 10 Hilarious Jokes to Keep Your Spirits High and Your Belly Aching!
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What dies but never lives?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among the living, I'm the odd one out, ๐ Guess what dies but never shouts? ๐ค๐
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Where can you always find a peacock?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ In a place where mirrors abound, this proud bird struts around! Look closely, my friend, for the answer can be found. ๐ฆ
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Why was the math book always worried?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the math book always worried? ๐โ๐ข๐ค
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What did the squirrel give for Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฟ๏ธ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? ๐ฐ๐"
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Why canโt the elephant use the computer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! ๐๐ฅ๏ธ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? ๐ค
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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐คฏ๐ What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his ๐ง explode or did he get a โก๏ธshocking revelation? Let's unravel his emotions in this electrifying riddle!
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Which is faster, heat or cold?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฅ "I'm sizzling with curiosity! Which zips faster, heat or cold? ๐ค Prepare to be bamboozled! ๐" โ๏ธ
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What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? ๐ค His days were numbered! ๐๐๐ต
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Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches
Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor Laughing, Clutching Your Sides, and Begging for Mercy!
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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ปโ๏ธ๐ฆ: Where do polar bears keep their money? ๐ค๐ฐ
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What runs but never walks?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, ๐ Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! ๐ช๏ธ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ๐๐ฅ
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Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถ Once upon a time, three men and a mischievous dog embarked on a quest. But oh dear, who's to blame when things go awry? ๐ค #WhosWrongHere
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! ๐
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" ๐ต
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What has four wheels and flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's got 4 wheels and buzzes high? ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ + ๐ชฐ = ?
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Whatโs a rabbitโs favorite kind of music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๐ถ Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! ๐ถ What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! ๐ฐ๐ต
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Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! ๐ To a place not so cozy, I fear. ๐ช๏ธ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, ๐งน Off to a spot where things fly through the air! ๐จ
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