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What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What does Santa clean his sleigh with? βοΈπ§Ή It's not soap or water, that's just sly! π«π§Ό His secret's unique, it's oh-so bright! π‘β¨ A magical tool that sparkles at night! πͺβ¨ Guess if you can, this riddle's a blast! π But beware, the answer's not what you'd think, so fast! π€π
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What feathered friend soars o'er the bay, with a name that's quite punny? This riddle's answer will make you say: "It's a seagull with a twist, sunny!" π¦π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? π€
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In a world of monsters and mishaps, π§ββοΈ stumbled and felt quite blue. Who, oh who, did he ask to smooch his ouchies and make him giggle again? π
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why are there fences around cemeteries? π€ Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! π» To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! ππ»π But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! π§ββοΈπ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Where can you learn to make ice cream? π¨ This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! π°π§
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I dash with grace, without a single stride, π Like a whirlwind, I never slow, never hide! πͺοΈ I'm always quick, never tardy, never late, Tell me, friend, what am I? Don't hesitate! ππ₯
What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π At Thanksgiving, guess what's as essential as the turkey? π€ This riddle's a hoot, so listen closely, buddy! π¦ What key is it that'll unlock the feast, you see? π½οΈ It's not your front door key, but something yummy! π