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eBooks: 1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆI gobble and wobble, feathers all a-flutter, But when it's โจsunnyโ๏ธ, I complain and utter. Rainy days, oh how I can't resist, For this turkey, it's a dream, like ๐turkey paradise!๐
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What do you get when you cross a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor? ๐ A hilarious riddle! ๐ค Can you spot the difference? ๐ Remember, laughter is the best graduation gift! ๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ If you're a fan of Dracula's, here's a riddle for you: What do you do when you see a vampire? ๐ฑ Just say "Fangs for the memories!" and offer some sunblock. ๐งด๐ Now, can you crack this mystery? ๐๐
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ถโโ๏ธWhen you need a shortcut, I'm your best pal! Through solid walls, I'll save you from a fall. With my mighty force, I'll make you chuckle and grin, Guess me right and the victory you'll win! ๐คโจ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆBirds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? ๐ค
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐บ๐ฅถ What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen ๐บ? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! โ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Count Dracula, in his bat-filled abode, pondered his friendless plight. Why, oh why, don't creatures ๐ฆ flock to me? Is it because I'm a ๐sucker for attention?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
I come and go, yet never thrive, ๐น Like a plant, but no roots survive. ๐ฑ Among the living, I'm the odd one out, ๐ Guess what dies but never shouts? ๐ค๐
Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
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Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ In the concrete jungle, where dreams come true, ๐ ๐ฝ Kids in NYC learn multiplication, it's true! ๐ง ๐ But where, you ask, is this magical place? ๐ค ๐ Where numbers and laughter embrace? ๐ ๐ฝ Here's a clue, my friend, it'll make you smile ๐ ๐ It's where yellow school buses roam each mile! ๐ ๐ So tell me, dear friend, can you solve the equation? โโ๏ธโ ๐ก Where do NYC kids learn multiplication? ๐ค Think hard, my friend, and don't be shy! ๐ค The answer's awaiting, as time goes by! โ๏ธ So put on your thinking cap and let's go! ๐ฉ Where do NYC kids multiply and grow? ๐
