| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| What runs but never walks? |
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| What does Santa clean his sleigh with? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| Which flower talks the most? |
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| How did the boy react when his turtle died? |
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| What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? |
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| What’s black and white over and over again? |
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| What did the hamburger name her daughter? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| Why did the skeleton cross the road? |
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| What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? |
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| How did the hairdresser win the race? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| What is a kitten’s favorite dessert? |
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| What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| Why don’t animals eat clowns? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What did the apple tree say to the farmer? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team? |
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| What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme? |
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| What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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