| What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? |
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| Why couldn't the pirate play cards? |
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| Why do birds fly south for the winter? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| Which Budgie owns the cage? |
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| What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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| What did the baker say to his wife? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why was six afraid of seven? |
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| How does the Easter Bunny travel? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool? |
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| Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? |
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| Why do bees have sticky hair? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What do birds do on Halloween? |
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| What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? |
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| Why can’t the elephant use the computer? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| What did the carrot say to the mushroom? |
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| Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? |
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| What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? |
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