| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean? |
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| Where do polar bears vote? |
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| Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? |
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| What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why was the computer cold? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| Where can you learn to make ice cream? |
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| Where can you always find a peacock? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| What did the monster ask his sweetheart? |
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| Are turkey leftovers good for your health? |
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| What time is it when you have a toothache? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What did the turkey stay before it was roasted? |
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| What kind of table can you have for dinner? |
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| Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach? |
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| Where do pencils go for vacation? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| Why didn’t Dracula have any friends? |
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| What type of diet did the snowman go on? |
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| If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake? |
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| Why is the forest so noisy? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| What’s a frog’s favorite game? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| Where do books hide when they’re scared? |
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| What’s the smartest insect around? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| Why did the elephant cross the road? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| Why didn’t the oven go to college? |
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| What bird loves construction work? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team? |
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| What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®? |
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| What has four wheels and flies? |
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| Why did the book join the police force? |
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| What do you give a sick lemon? |
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| Where did the bird go when he lost a feather? |
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| What do you call a pig that does karate? |
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| What did the spoon say to the knife? |
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| Which is faster, heat or cold? |
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