| What kind of murderer has fiber? |
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| Why do cowboys ride horses? |
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| Why was the turkey arrested? |
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| Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends? |
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| What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? |
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| What do ghosts use to wash their hair? |
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| What kind of music do mummies like best? |
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| What has two legs but can’t walk? |
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| Why do eggs hate jokes? |
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| What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? |
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| What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? |
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| What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple? |
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| What lights up a stadium? |
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| What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? |
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| How do monsters tell their fortunes? |
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| What dies but never lives? |
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| What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? |
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| What did the teacher do at the beach? |
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| What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex? |
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| What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport? |
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| Which monster is the best dance partner? |
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| What did the dinner plate say to the cup? |
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| What smells the best at Thanksgiving? |
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| What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? |
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| Why did the horse chew with his mouth open? |
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| What did the paper clip say to the magnet? |
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| Why did the chicken go to jail? |
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| Where do polar bears keep their money? |
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| Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? |
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| What do you call a fly with no wings? |
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| What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese? |
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| What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day? |
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| Why was the cafeteria clock always behind? |
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| What do a car and an elephant have in common? |
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| Why couldn’t the turkey eat dessert? |
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| What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? |
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| What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? |
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| What has an eye, but cannot see? |
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| Why did the pony get detention? |
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| Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? |
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| Why do Marxists like fruit infusions? |
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| Why are elephants such bad dancers? |
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| Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly? |
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| How do bears keep their den cool in the summer? |
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| Why did the dog keep tripping? |
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| What does a skeleton order for dinner? |
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| Why did the robber take a shower? |
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| Where did the king keep his army? |
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| What do you call a fish with no eye? |
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| What do you call a worm with no teeth? |
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